Dear Reader:

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of stealth and haste; I've been through many strange, long deals; seen many a man's soul's fate.

I am Jahn Kefa; I have Schmoozed with the best and mingled with the worst!

I have plotted with the most cunning and I have dined with the most hideous drunks!

I have watched the "New Order Dance" and I have lifted the feeble off of the ground!

I've Shaken hands on the "Black Market", I have given hundreds of dollars to beggars.

I have seen the truth, I have lived with death, I have upheld the good morals of Society.

I wouldn't think twice in defense, I would strike quickly and thoroughly.

Jahn is pronounced as if the "J" is a "Y";  hence, Yahn.    Kefa has a long  "e"  ie: Keef-ah.

It would be nice for once in my life I find an employer whom I approve of, rather than depending on the fact of the employer approving of me. I find that when I job hunt, I choose the job where I feel the most comfortable with the boss.  

An ideal employer to me would be like those Captains on those Detective TV shows who looked the other way when his detectives solved a case by not going "by the book" but by their own methods. Basically the Captain was trusting his detectives' own judgment.

I am not suggesting breaking any laws here.

I am saying that I need an employer who would bother to take the moment to appreciate my diverse skills and rare topic expertise.  I have often had bosses younger than me, and ones who wouldn't bother listening to any ideas or methods I had to offer; even when I was certain they were more efficient and quicker than theirs.

I would watch in silent pity as they stumbled over their own inefficiencies and were afraid to ask their "pee-ons" for assistance.  Such fools!  So I will not take another fool for an employer!

I must pave my own way through this savage society in order to find an income that will in the least sustain me,

and not drive me under wallowing through poverty, just to pay my bills.

I need a line of work where I can breath and be able to live a human life and not be automated as a slave of a disrespecting corporation.  I will offer you my services and my judgment  will be sharp. My work will be thorough, if you respect me. If you were to disrespect my work I will give you the utmost minimum of my potential and finish the job and leave.

Thank You for your attention;

Sincerely,

                                           Jahn Kefa